Comedy Heros #8 Ernie Kovacs

Comedy Heroes #9 Chris Elliot.

Notes From Stanley. (cough)

I am probably...watching....um....(distracting hand movement) thinking of you right now. You know me, I like to watch....(you).

I love to....hate..(ahem) SEE your fragile...(cough) CRAZY life from a distance. I mean.... I would love you (big cough)..IT.. if we talked sometime. I just hate (tugging at shirt bottom, then taking hat on and off a couple times) when you talk to him.....Is there a him? Is that guy I see kissing your soft...(hands toward pants)....flesh a him? I mean a him...him? You love him don't you? AWESOME! WEIRD! He's probably (looking at a baby picture of self) EMPLOYED! That's COOL!

How (sharpening something) FUN! Do you guys have a blast in that tan Nissan he has? You always seem like you are having a BLAST (hitting leg hard with porn magazine while unscrewing whiskey bottle) YOUNG LOVE!!

Your HAIR! (gluing photo to page) You KNOW what I mean?

Anywayz! See you (painting face) SOON!

Yours,

Stanley.

My Comedy Heroes #10. Rick Moranis

9 to 5

You Better Crisp it Up

He holds in his hand the remnants of a Buttery Nipple shot. The downward thumb was a ruse. He loved it.

Fall Never Came